Serpentor is preparing for when he is out of work after Shakesploitation Iambic Boogaloo closes. We were able to attain a copy of his cover letter and share it for your aggrandizement.
To Whom it May Concern:
I understand your immediate need for an Administrative Position and I can fill that because I have all the basic fucking needs you want. Give me the job and I'll fucking organize your shit in ways you'd never dream. I am that fucking magical.What? You require that I am fully trained in Bullshit? No problem! I am totally capable of writing bullshit for your company to make you look ever so sweet. ...
You will hurray this cover letter, or die.
This I command.
Sincerely, Serpentor
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