Serpentor is preparing for when he is out of work after Shakesploitation Iambic Boogaloo closes. We were able to attain a copy of his cover letter and share it for your aggrandizement.
To Whom it May Concern:
I understand your immediate need for an Administrative Position and I can fill that because I have all the basic fucking needs you want. Give me the job and I'll fucking organize your shit in ways you'd never dream. I am that fucking magical.What? You require that I am fully trained in Bullshit? No problem! I am totally capable of writing bullshit for your company to make you look ever so sweet. ...
You will hurray this cover letter, or die.
This I command.
Sincerely, Serpentor
Showing posts with label violence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label violence. Show all posts
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Upon Return from Edinburgh
Dorien returns to Shakesploiation after a successful production at the Edinburgh Fringe festival to find things have changed a bit while he was away and rehearsal has become much more dangerous!!!
Labels:
arrrggghhh,
bell,
comedy,
eat,
Edinburgh,
Friday the 13th. parody,
Shakespeare,
Shakesploitation II,
violence,
zombies
Friday, August 07, 2009
An Actor's Conflict
Comedy can breed contempt or so this Confessional by one of the Shakesploitation actors seems to suggest. Will they make it or will there be blood?????
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